Random Quotes that Appealed to Me: A person's a person, no matter how small. Dr. Seuss Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them. Dr. Seuss I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities. Dr. Seuss I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. Dr. Seuss, The Lorax Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. Dr. Seuss, The Lorax Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. Johnny Carson If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. Jimmy Buffett Indecision may or may not be my problem. Jimmy Buffett I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. Charles M. Schulz My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? Charles M. Schulz Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave. Mary Tyler Moore Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will then be powerless to vex your mind. Leonardo da Vinci Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else. Judy Garland, to her daughter, Liza Minelli Stoners are cute; junkies are sad. Kevin Smith We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves. Marilyn Manson Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from. Jodie Foster I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood. -Tom Hanks Eating everything you want is not that much fun. When you live a life with no boundaries, there's less joy. If you can eat anything you want to, what's the fun in eating anything you want to? -Tom Hanks